Product Review: Peter's Nature Treats Apple Slices

After only giving us three blueberries, we had hoped the humans were going to give us something good and sugary to make up for it. Instead, we got these things. They're definitely sugary, but I wouldn't call them good.

These treats are for 8 different types of small animals. Maybe treats that are specifically for guinea pigs would be better.

I know it says "treat" on the bag. I want to like it. I just can't.

Buffy is also unimpressed.

Yes, I know I'm chewing on shoelaces. They're actually better than those so-called "treats" you bought!

These things get 1/5 stars. You should have just given us lots of blueberries and skipped the "treats," humans!