|Whoa! Slow down there, cowboy. Give us a few minutes to get used to the idea of being next to you with no cage between us.|
|Okay, little boy, you want to challenge my dominance? Are you really that crazy?|
|You better back down! I am twice your size.|
I heard one of the humans say something about how they read online that bathing us all together can erase our smells and get us to bond instead of fight. Hopefully, they'll forget all about that crazy idea, but if they don't, expect to read an angry blog post here about our treatment!