Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Product Review: Farmers Market Seagrass Twists by Ware Mfg.

Today, we tried Seagrass Twists. The package claims it's "flavorful fun" for rabbits, chinchillas and guinea pigs.

But it lies.

Let the rabbits, chinchillas, and other small mammals keep these things!
I was the first one to take it from the human's hand. As if I'd ever allow Buffy first dibs.
The humans tried to encourage us to give these things another chance. They held them in front of our faces, but we'd just turn away from them. Then they tried dropping them into our dishes. I guess they thought if it was in our dish, we'd be more likely to consider it food and chew on it. Come on, humans. Give us a little credit. We know those are the same lame treats you tried to feed us earlier, and we'll just eat around them when we want hay. In fact, why don't I just push them out of the way with my nose? Yes, that's better. Anyway, these food bowl obstacles get 1/5 stars.


  1. I have three pigs. Two of them will wheek when they hear me grab one of these for either of them and then proceed to nom them into pieces. The other one could not care one bit less about them. Guess it depends on the g-pig.

  2. This is great, the pigs are very clever writing this I can just see them pushing the sticks away with their noses. So cute.