|Fun fact: The stonehead cabbage gets its name from the density of the cabbage head, which can weigh 4-6 pounds!|
|This is nowhere near 4-6 pounds of cabbage! Why must you be a gassy food, stonehead cabbage?|
|The last piece... Don't even think about it, Broccoli! It's mine!|
|Hey! Not cool! I called it!|
Oh, right. We were reviewing stonehead cabbage. It was delicious enough to fight over, so it deserves 5/5 stars!